"I Wanna Be Scary" is a song from The Book of Pooh episode "The Book of Boo". In it, Piglet sings about how he wants to scare his friends, but Piglet is scared of little things, such as flowers, leaves, roots, etc., yet they don't scare his friends. Then Piglet concludes the song by saying that he just wants to share a good laugh with his friends, and for them to be amazed at how scary he was.
Credits[]
- Written by Brian Woodbury
- Peformed by Jeff Bennett as Piglet.
Lyrics[]
Well, a flower can be scary
If a flower makes you sneeze
And leaves can be quite scary
When they rustle in the breeze
And especially worms are scary
Cause they don't have any knees!
But the ones I want to scare,
like Tigger and Pooh Bear,
They're not scared by little things like these
Oh, I wanna yell "BOO!" and watch them run
I wanna be the scariest one
and share a laugh when we are done
I wanna be scaaary!
I wanna dress up in a scary suit
A mean looking flower or an ugly fruit!
Or a very frightening root!
I wanna be scaaary!
Well, I could try to be a dragon
But I'm too small
I could get up high on stilts
But I might fall
All I want is to be scariest of all.
I'll dress like a ghost back from the grave
and creep friends with my scariest wave
I'll be so scary, I'll feel brave!
I wanna be scaaary!
I could be a goblin, or an elf
Gosh, I might even scare myself!
But the best part's when they see
That its really only me
And they're amazed that I could ever
Be so very scaaaaaaaary!
He-he-he-he-he-he!
Boo!