"Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die" is the Halloween episode of the FOX sitcom That '70s Show, originally aired on Halloween night of 2000.
Plot[]
It's Halloween time and weird things are happening in the Foreman household. Donna has a fight with Eric when he suggests that he is bored and that he cant think of anything fun to do with Donna. Donna feels that Eric is bored with her. Eric chases Fez, who came in black lingerie as Halloween costume, onto the roof for a ball and nearly falls off- trying to help him, Fez loses balance and lands in a wheelchair. Kitty bandages his ankle, and Fez is lucky to escape without a fracture. Eric gets vertigo as he thinks he was the cause of Fez's accident. Kitty mentions Bob telling her that Midge is not home, but her car is in their driveway, and she hasn't seen Midge for weeks. So, Fez starts to watch the Pinciotti house from Eric's bedroom window, hoping to see a naked Midge. Fez sees Bob moving heavy garbage bags around the house and suspects that might be Midge. Later they (Fez and Hyde) see Bob with a carving knife with guts all over it. Bob sees Fez spying on him. Bob goes to Eric's room to confront Fez, when Hyde comes in and corners Bob. Bob explains that Midge was at her sisters in Chicago. The garbage bags had garbage. And the guts were pumpkin guts as he was making Jack-O-Lanterns. Just then Midge comes back to her house and starts undressing. An incident makes Donna fear Eric already lost interest in her. Jackie convinces her she's boring and predictable. Donna climbs the water tower. Eric goes after her and has to fight his vertigo to get up the tower. Donna has a nice picnic prepared for them & they start having sex. Eric falls off the tower, but Donna catches him and hauls him back up very easily. Eric falls down a second time. Eric is even more traumatized when Donna claims that now she has the fear of sex as Eric fell down twice while they were trying to have sex. Red won't open the door because he didn't pay the paperboy in weeks. But Kelso cannot ignore the doorbell and Kelso opens it. Kelso is mistaken as a part of the Forman family since he was wearing a t-shirt that said "Forman" on the back. Kelso angrily shuts the door in the paperboy's face. The paperboy comes after Kelso with a toy plane and harasses him and later robs him of $3. Feeding a neighbor's birds proves traumatic for Kitty. A crow flies out of the cage, and runs into the window and dies, and the other birds chirp at Kitty, thinking she killed it. Laurie is next in the line of fire. Kitty sends Laurie as she can't face the birds again. Laurie is traumatized when a bird defecates on her hand. Kelso decides to shower at Forman's after his tryst with the paperboy. Laurie comes in and finds Kelso in her shower and burns him by flushing the toilet. Kitty dreams that she returned to the neighbor's house, but is attacked by the birds and has to hide in a phone booth that was luckily inside the house.